Xaspery Tee

Xaspery Tee

Regular price $19.99 Sale

Delightful and impish, fidgety and sly, they’re messy, they tattle, they often ask Why? Who could this be? Why a Goop, silly me! You know them by name, Nevershair, Piejam, and don’t forget Verivaine. They may be naughty and they may be small but they’ve captured our hearts and we love them all. Just a little like you, just a little like me, we have all your favorite Goops on a 100% percent cotton tee. Will it be Annoya? Destroya? Verislow or Abednego? Whomever you choose you simply can’t lose, we have Goop tees galore, ship one straight to your door!

When Xaspery tried to be polite,
They called him gentlemanly, quite;
His manners were correct and nice,
He never asked for jelly twice.
Still, when he tried to misbehave,
Oh, how much trouble Xaspery gave!